zondag 27 juli 2014

Of things to come

Daughter:-
" Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me.  I am in Australia and he lives in the UK.  We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had a 2 month relationship through Viber.  Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes.
  
Father:-
"Wow!  Really! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay through Paypal.  And if you are fed up with your husband...sell him on Ebay".

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